Akismet does an awesome job of catching spam before it reaches me, but now and then a few gems slip through. Let me share some of my favourtie spam comments with you, retaining their original unique spelling and grammar.
Hello, after reaing (sic) this remarkable paragraph i am tooo cheerful to share my experience here with mates.
Well at least you’re happy.
How about this one, in response to my post “I am a Hundred” where I simply stated that this was my hundredth post and thanked all my followers:-
It’s hard to find experienced people in this particular subject, however, you seem like you know what you’re talking about! Thanks
Still, good to know that I know what I’m talking about!
And this, in response to “Moonlit Butterflies” which was basically just a photo:-
Thanks for sharing such a good thought, article is pleasant, that’s wwhy i have read it fully
So how do you spot spam? Usually they comment on an old post, with a long paragraph where they extol the virtues of some item they are trying to promote – iPad, Adiphene etc. Often their spelling and grammar is not great, as if they have used Google translate:-
Adiphene weight reduction pill is the answer for those who always goes on food regimen however can’t endure the meals carving hunger and the irritability gave rise by dieting.
Please Note I have a few followers where English is not their first language and I am always impressed by their excellent command of a difficult language. And you know my pathetic attempts at a foreign language, French, in La Belle Fleur!
All I’m saying is, if you feel like a bit of a laugh, check out any comments waiting in your Akismet spam queue. You won’t be disappointed!
And to finish:-
Hey there. You’ve done an excellent job. I’ll certainly digg (sic) it and personall – recommend to my friends. I am sure they will be benefited from this website.
So – are you benefited from my website?