Cacophony
DEFINITION
Dictionary
– A disagreeable sound: discord of sounds
Scifi
– Egyptian geese sitting on top of the neighbour’s *roof at the crack of dawn, honking their lungs out in a territorial dispute
post script: I have to add a little footnote here. Apparently the correct plural of roof is roofs, not rooves. I grew up with rooves, which they say in the link is an old secondary form, not common enough to be considered standard. (How old do they think I am??)
One commentator says, “Rooves will always be standard to me! Who’s the idiot who misspelled it in the first place?” Which I have to agree with.
But after the spelling queries on my post about my dogs eating hooves, I’m not going to write rooves here. Nor can I bring myself to misspell it as roofs. So, the geese can all sit on one roof. Problem solved!
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haha, English lessons? Looks like fun. I’ll join in 😀 I’m happy to see you solved the ‘roof problems’ :))
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Yes – there’s usually a way around a problem! 🙂 And you’re welcome to join in the “English” lessons 🙂
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Very interesting post! Speaking English as a second language especially I always run out of English words…I find your blog a great place for me to learn English 🙂 Thank you teacher Sci! ❤
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I am amazed at the high standard of my English 2nd language WP friends! 🙂
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In fact, we are amazed how much we learnt so much from you while having fun blogging 😛 Good teacher Sci ❤
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haha Many Thanks 🙂
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You’re most welcome Sci 🙂
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I never thought about it , actually I never thought if roof can have a plural ! 😉 I might have replaced (roofs) with rooftops 😀 We speak so difficult words in English and still we are sometimes boggled by roofs, mong**se*, I am not sure now ! 😀
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I know what you mean 🙂 I think because English words come from many different languages – Greek, Latin etc – that you get the different endings. Not an easy language, even for the natives! 🙂
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lol !!! Language is the most complex invention 😀
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It really is – but still referable to the “ooh ooh eeh eeh” of chimps!!! 🙂
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Ha ha 😀 right, I wonder what would our blogs look like !
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Oh my goodness – can you imagine??
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ka ka ku kuh keh keh
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Really? I’m so flattered! Thank you very much! 😉 😉
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Ha ha 😀 😀 😀 You are a clever chimp, might even be the Queen 😛
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Ah – nooo! But I am a very good second in command – you know, Mr Spock, not Captain Kirk 😀
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But Spock has better brains than Kirk 😀 😀
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And pointy ears! 🙂
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To hear better 😀 😀 😀
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hahaha 🙂
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Our dog knows (and shouts it out)… the plural of roof is: roof-roof! 🙂
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hahahaha! That is the best answer yet! Thank you Tom 🙂
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Well, it’s our dog that deserves the “Thank you”!
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haha Thank you, little dog-who-can’t-be-named. 🙂 – I don’t know his/her name! 🙂
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LOL, you have no understanding of the importance of territorial disputes on roofs… 😉
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Apparently not! Especially when I am trying to sleep 🙂
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Honk honk honk honk. ..
Like that? I’m such a PITA!
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oic – so you are a soft, slightly leavened flatbread, baked from wheat flour? Makes perfect sense. 😉
PS hahaha Would you like to sit on the neighbour’s roof and join in tomorrow morning? Tho Quiall has suggested I shoot them and eat them!! 🙂
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Gooses on rooves. Mooses (I know there are none down there) meeses, gooses geeses, Sometimes it’s fun to be different.
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Ah I have given up on the English language as it seems that all the grammar I learnt as a kid is no longer applicable. 🙂
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Always great learning about words from you….thanks 😊
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Thanks GH – but I think English lessons over for a while now 🙂
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hahaha How wonderful it would be to wake up to the sound of gunfire and a goose in the oven. I’m just say’n……..
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Aw! 🙂 But I think they are protected?
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Damn! Noise bylaws?
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Noise bylaws only apply to people – oh and dogs, who are only allowed to bark for 6 minutes in every hour!! Seriously – this is a law!!
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Old joke:
A young boy was writing to his grandad to let him know what he wanted for his birthday.
He asked his Mum if the plural of mongoose was mongeese or mongooses.
When asked why he wanted to know, he explained he wanted a pair so that they didn’t get lonely.
As she didn’t know, she suggested he ask for something else.
The boy thought for a few moments, then wrote:
‘Dear Grampy,
Please could I have a mongoose for my birthday. On second thoughts, make that two.
Thank you,
Love
Danny’
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Always had confusion with the roofs and hooves principle!! 🙂
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haha Good one 🙂 Always a way around a problem 🙂
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