Just As I Suspected!

Blog Stats

Blog Stats

Do you see that?

I am not bragging about how many views I suddenly seemed to get the other day, (because this is dismal compared to most of you), but rather I’m pointing out that the number of hourly views on my blog, on average, isΒ ZERO!

hahahaha

No-one reads my posts!

Well, I know this is not true, because I have some very faithful followers, who will like a post out of support, even when they do not understand my sense of humour. And we have had this discussion many times before, about how WP does not seem to count all the views.

Still, I thought that no views, on average, was hilarious!

 

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66 thoughts on “Just As I Suspected!

  1. mistermuse

    They say that no views is good views (or something like that), so who knows what nose views are (probably pretty hairy). On the other hand, in-the-know views know views of your views blow nose views away.

    Happy New Year! πŸ™‚

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      1. mistermuse

        My comment was probably the silliest you ever did hear.
        I’ll blame it on having had too much New Year’s cheer
        even though I don’t drink anything stronger than beer. πŸ™‚

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  2. Rachel M

    Don’t forget that views from the Reader don’t count so many more people will have read your posts than you realise. It would be good if Reader views were counted in the stats.

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  3. Ady

    Seriously I never understood the complex working of WP, but I am happy to see that I can count right now the comments and believe that Zero is not Zero. πŸ™‚

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    1. scifihammy Post author

      Thank you for this Aditix πŸ™‚ But really, I don’t worry about the stats any more, but rather the interaction with my WP friends πŸ™‚

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  4. BunKaryudo

    That’s hilarious! I love how before they preface the grand total of zero views with the momentous news that your blog is getting more traffic than usual! I think those numbers look ever so slightly questionable. As I think you know, I’ve been a bit disheartened with my WordPress stats at times, but if they’re are all just a lot of nonsense to begin with, well… πŸ™‚

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      1. BunKaryudo

        I think not stressing over figures is definitely the way to go. It’s fine to have ambition, but if it stops being fun and just becomes a chore, what’s the point?

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  5. Garfield Hug

    Congrats on your new stats! πŸ™‚
    I enjoy your posts and average zero is a hoot….hmm…this means wp thinks I am a zero….aww wp is unkind to poor readers like me…zeroised! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  6. dizzylizzie72

    Well, I always read your posts and I think your blog is very intesting. I got a report of my one year accomplishments on my blog and you are one of my best followers – So thank you for that Mad Cap. Takes a long time to acquire followers, so neither of us should ever get discouraged. And there are many times that wordpress does not count everything we post. Congrats on the spike in your stats. Liz

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    1. scifihammy Post author

      Thank you very much, Liz πŸ™‚
      I’m happy with my faithful few followers, as I ‘know’ you all. More would be hard to keep up with.
      I am honoured that I pop up as one of your best followers πŸ™‚ Let’s hope we both keep posting for some time yet πŸ™‚

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  7. Midwestern Plant Girl

    Since I read on the WP app, I wonder if anyone using the app gets counted? I’ve not wondered about this enough to research it tho!
    You have a great sense of humor! I blow coffee out my nose every post I read. Maybe I should read yours later in the day 😍

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    1. scifihammy Post author

      Then you could blow wine?? πŸ˜‰
      Yeah, I really don’t worry about all the stats any more, I just thought this was funny!
      And thank you for being a loyal supporter – I see in my WP 2015 stats report, that apart from being one of my most chatty commentators, you are also in there for how peeps find my blog! Weird hey? πŸ™‚

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      1. scifihammy Post author

        Aw, I am just protecting myself from spam, and the odd rude stranger who comments nastily out of the blue. I wouldn’t want that out there for all to read! πŸ™‚

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