Oh Spam, How Hilarious Thou Art!

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Akismet does a grand job saving me from the worst of the spam comments, but I had to share some of my latest with you, as they are too funny!

So without further ado, let’s hear what Joseph, Leta, John and Verlene have to say! The highlights are mine.

Joseph

Having read this I believed it was very enlightening. I appreciate you spending some time and energy to put this information together. I once again find myself personally spending a significant amount of time both reading and commenting. But so what, it was worthwhile!*

*Oh thank goodness for that!

Leta

Definitely believe that which you stated. Your favorite justification appeared to be on the net the easiest thing to be aware of. I say to you, I certainly get irked while people think about worries that they plainly don’t know about*. You managed to hit the nail upon the top and also defined out the whole thing without having side-effects, people can take a signal. (Say what?) Will probably be back to get more. Thanks.

*How can you think about something that you don’t know?

John

Edited – What blog platform do I use?

I had to ask! Greetings! Very useful advice on this particular article! It is the little changes that make the biggest changes! (??)Β Thanks for sharing! I like what you guys tend to be up too. Such clever work and reporting! Keep up the superb works guys I’ve incorporated you guys to my blogroll.*

*Hooray!

Verlene

Thanks to my father who told me regarding this weblog, this blog is genuinely amazing.*

*Why Thank You! How is your father, by the way? I have no idea who he is!

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Most of these spam comments are attached to an old post or very often a photo! And they bear no relevance to the actual content of the particular post.

Well, I hope they amused you as much as they amused me! If you have a spare moment, why not check out your own hilarious spam comments? Have fun!

 

21 thoughts on “Oh Spam, How Hilarious Thou Art!

  1. blosslyn

    I think I have the same people looking and commenting on my old posts, I find them hilarious. I just wonder why they do it , although someone has mention search engines which could be a reason that none of them make much sense whatsoever πŸ™‚ ha ha ha

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  2. colinandray

    Well at least it is in some semblance of English. Below is typical of what I get:

    “Toddlers are yearning to traverse late things, but their efforts are again thwarted (usually quest of security reasons) Note that in the Viannia subgenus, the promastigotes cultivate in the hindgut, while in the Leishmania subgenus the metacyclogenesis occurs in the midgut An eye to prototype, the adolescent or household may supply an imperfect approach devote or may trade as their approach devote a derelict shelter”

    Should I agree or disagree?

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      1. colinandray

        Some of them could be just a collection of words which are intended to attract search engines perhaps? I cannot imagine why anybody would approve such nonsense, but then some blogs aren’t moderated. I think I just answered my own question! πŸ™‚

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  3. Murphy's Law

    Good grief Sci, where do these idiots come from? Mars? Reading these in YOUR post, they are funny. But if “I” were the one getting all this spam, I wouldn’t be laughing.

    Hope your electricity is up and running full time by now!!
    🐾Ginger 🐾

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    1. scifihammy Post author

      hehe Oh the Spam is all caught by WP Akismet, so you don’t see it. You have to go looking for it if you want to have some fun reading it. πŸ˜€
      We do have a little more electricity today thank you – but it will be a very long time before things are running properly.

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  4. quiall

    hahaha . I think this is a perfect example of Artificial Intelligence learning our ways! They are coming . . . Joseph, John, Lets and Verlene are computer programs learning sentence structure!

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