Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes . . . and no friends.
– Jim Gaffigan
Some years ago I had gone 10 pin bowling with my kids, my Mum and my brother and his family. We had a great time and lots of fun.
As we were leaving I noticed a man arriving, carrying a heavy sports bag over his shoulder.
In a momentary lull in the general background noise (of course) I said in a clear voice for all to hear, “Look at that guy. He’s got his own balls!”
The moment I said it I realised what I’d said and packed out laughing.
What can I say? I have a gift!