Category Archives: Little Monkey

Unwelcome Visitors

You Little Monkey

I am waging war today!

Perhaps not what you would expect to hear from me, especially after yesterday’s peace post.

But there are some critters without whom the world would be a much better place.

I refer, of course, to those blood sucking parasites we all know.

What am I talking about?

Little Monkey has fleas!

Little Monkey – Always ready for Mischief

And it is all-out war!!

TACTICS

Treat the dog

Treat the environment

Spray everything

Vacuum everything

Wash everything

Repeat till victorious!

Happy Little Monkey

 

post script: This was not the post I had intended for today, but by the time I had waged my all-out war, I was too exhausted to be creative!

It is more than three years since LM last had these visitors, so we’ve done very well. The flea and tick season has just begun; if she’s going to get them it is usually this time of year.

The reason she rarely catches fleas is because she keeps away from other dogs, even when mingling with 30 or more dogs in her weekly socialising classes. She must have picked one flea up during the last class, when all the dogs were lying very close together doing stays. I choose the calmer more stable dogs for her to lie next to and then she’ll tolerate them. Unfortunately, one of the dogs must have passed on this unwelcome visitor!

 

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The Cone of Shame

The Cone of Shame 1 DAY ONE

Day One 

Little Monkey is miserable!

Why?

She has to wear the Cone of Shame!

Poor little Bucket Head! She’s been wearing it for ten days straight!

She had an eye op; see below for more details.

To begin with, she was a bit shell-shocked, as you can see from the first photo. Then she just got used to it and carried on doing all the things she normally does, like sunbathing.

The Cone of Shame 2

We really want to give the wound the best chance of healing. It’s not that she’s scratching her eye, but rather that LM has a habit of sticking her face on the grass and propelling herself along the lawn on her face, bum in the air. (As in Do the Twist!)

The Cone of Shame 3

She also flings herself into the vines, hedges and bushes, leans into the plant and proceeds to scratch her face and body in the greenery, as she propels herself along.

The Cone of Shame 4

She continues to squeeze herself behind bushes and into small spaces, oblivious to the bucket on her head. I spent ages looking for her one morning, before I spotted her hiding deep in the bushes!

None of this is good for post-operative procedures after delicate eye surgery and expensive sutures. I’m not going to risk LM damaging the stitches;

So the Cone of Shame it is!

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Actually, she has amazed me with her acceptance of the bucket on her head! Obviously, she’d rather not wear it, but since she has to, well she just gets on with it.

The Cone of Shame 5

Drinking water out of her bowl after dashing round the garden? No problem!

The Cone of Shame 6

It certainly hasn’t stopped her running around the place like a mad thing, bashing into everything! Nor leaping in the air all four feet off the ground as I get ready to walk her (without the cone).

The Cone of Shame 7

Or barking at anyone daring to walk past our property; as usual. What they think of her, the little Bucket Head, I have no idea!

The Cone of Shame 8

You lookin’ at me??

But her complete acceptance of this change in her circumstances again teaches me that particular dog trait of living in the moment.

The Cone of Shame 9 DAY EIGHT

Day 8

Still, think how happy she’ll be tomorrow, when I take the bucket off for the last time!

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post script: Little Monkey would like to wish a speedy recovery to her WP friends who are also healing after surgery and wearing the Cone of Shame or a Onesie (jumpsuit):

Mr Bowie the Cat and Breck the Border Collie.

Hang in there my friends and Get Better Soon!

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Why did LM have to wear the Cone of Shame?

She had a large lump growing on her right eye lid and it was time to have it removed. This is expensive, as any anaesthetic is costly and the sutures used in this case are dissolving ones and also pricey.

The vet did an excellent job on the procedure. It was a very large lump and when removed, there was not quite enough eye lid skin left. The vet managed to stitch it up very well, but did not do so too tightly, so that the stitches would not tear and also so that LM would not have too small an opening left for her eye!

The more it heals, the better it looks, until most people would not notice she had even had an op.

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National Vodka Day!

LM Vodka Day 1

Cheers!

It’s hard to believe that a whole year has gone by, but yes, it is National Vodka Day again!

LM Vodka Day 2

My photo is unedited; Little Monkey really did have this sheepish grin on her face! She was eating a dog biscuit treat.

LM Vodka Day 3

It was the only way I could get her to lie that close to the bottles!

LM Vodka Day 4

Here LM gives a whole new meaning to the expression “Hang Dog” as she looks very hung over!

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And what’s a Vodka post without some silly jokes?

I drank so much vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent.

“Trust me, you can dance.” – Vodka.

Whenever I have a panic attack, I put a brown paper bag over my mouth . . .  and drink all the vodka inside. It seems to help.

Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartache makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that rubbish.

Vodka is made from potatoes. Potatoes are vegetables. Vegetables are good for you. You’re welcome!

Someone sent me an email about using vodka for cleaning around the house. It worked! The more vodka I drank, the cleaner the house looked!

And my favourite . . .

I love water. Especially frozen into cubes and completely surrounded by vodka.

 

So, enjoy the day and have a vodka. And since I am several hours ahead of many of my readers, by the time you read this I’ll probably already have my glass in hand; let me raise it and say:

Cheers!

 

post script: Click here for more information on my personal favourite brand of vodka, Smirnoff.

 

Do the Twist

LM Twist 1

Come on Baby; Let’s do the Twist.

LM Twist 2

Come on Baby; and it goes like this.

LM Twist 3

I’ve noticed lately that Little Monkey likes to rush outside as soon as she’s had her supper and rub her face all over the grass, with her bum in the air.

LM Twist 4

I’m pretty supple myself, but LM takes it to a whole new level!

 

post script: You can listen here to Chubby Checker sing The Twist. How high are the girls’ pants in the clip??

 

I’m Back Again!

Happy LM

Hello my friends! I’m back from my travels.

I hope you have all been keeping well?

As you can see from the photo, Little Monkey was very happy to see me again.

 

I look forward to catching up with you all, in random order, but as I follow many bloggers, it may take some time.

However, normal service will be resumed as soon as possible!

 

Little Monkey and the Giant Hairball

LM and Hairball 1

The photo shows Little Monkey lying next to the hair I have just brushed off her. It gives a whole new meaning to the expression, ‘Shedding the light’.

LM and Hairball 2

Who knew Little Monkey was so blonde?

I guess that explains why she is such a Noo Noo!

 

And why is she moulting now? We are in the middle of a cold snap and heading deeper into winter!

Little Monkey: Dog of Mystery!

 

post script: Apologies to my fair-haired Blogger friends for the Blonde joke!

 

Raaa The Sun Dog!

LM Sun Dog 1

Raaa The Sun Dog.

Seeks out any brightly lit area and basks in the sun’s rays.

LM Sun Dog 2

And to prove she has awesome powers, just look at her sun spots!

LM Sun Dog 3

Can’t see them? Look closer!

LM Sun Dog 4

The All Seeing Eyes!

 

post script: You can read here about the other Ra, the Sun God.