Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk!
post script: Many of my followers are not English, so for those who might not get the joke; it refers to the fairy tale of Cinderella. She was a poor girl who was dressed in a fancy gown and glass slippers by her fairy godmother so she could attend the Prince’s ball. At the stroke of midnight, the magic disappeared and she lost one glass slipper as she fled.
Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.
For all the Introverts out there, who will understand!
Life is a big question that even Google can’t answer.
Anything else, it’s got covered!
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
I have always found that a smile gets you further in life than a frown.
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. Chocolate understands.
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison. If it wasn’t for him, we’d be watching television by candlelight.
– Milton Berle
Makes you think, doesn’t it!
I doubt vodka is the answer, but it’s worth a shot!
My sentiments exactly! Tee Hee
Just a little taste of what’s to come mid-week . . .