Research has shown that laughing for two minutes is just as healthy as a twenty minute jog. So now I’m sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers.
– Unknown
At this time of year I stop worrying about all the exercising and dieting. Yeah, we may eat, drink and be merry, but we also dash around like headless chickens trying to get everything done.
I figure it balances out in the end!
Not only did I fall off the Diet Wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes.
– Unknown
Oh yeah!!
Never mind. I just start all over again the next day.
Food 1 – Salad
Why this?
Why not –
Food 2 – Toastie
Or even –
Food 3 – Frozen Yoghurt
Or better yet –
Food 4 – Mini Chocolates
Sigh.
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions?
– Unknown
Hey, I’m willing to try anything to keep the weight down!
The changing room mirrors –
when trying on summer clothes after a long winter!
– Scifi
Double Apple Gene
I suffer from the double apple gene! Never heard of it? Well, you probably know that people with a pear-shaped figure are supposed to be healthier and live longer than those with an apple-shaped figure? Both my parents were apple-shaped – so I must have inherited the Double Apple Gene!
It simply means that while a normal person eats chocolate, and gains a little weight, us poor “doubles” only have to think about chocolate to pile on the kilos.
It’s OK though. As long as I eat more healthy food than I care for, eat less yummy food than I’d like, and exercise way more than I want to – then I can maintain my weight.
As for apples – I don’t really care for them! So, how do I keep the doctor away?
Vodka – of course!
Mad Cap Dog 