Research has shown that laughing for two minutes is just as healthy as a twenty minute jog. So now I’m sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers.
– Unknown
At this time of year I stop worrying about all the exercising and dieting. Yeah, we may eat, drink and be merry, but we also dash around like headless chickens trying to get everything done.
I figure it balances out in the end!
Mirror: You look cute today.
Camera: Um, no.
Instagram Filters: I got you.
– Unknown
This made me smile. Though I’m not on Instagram, I do have a Beauty Face option on my Galaxy Smartphone camera. I put the setting high for selfies and just like that I am ten years younger!
This one’s for you Garfield Hugs, by request, in response to your post A New App.
My favourite machine at the gym is the vending machine.
– Caroline Rhea
Actually, I don’t go to the gym, as I exercise at home and also get a good workout hacking branches off trees and lugging buckets of grey water around the place etc.
But if I did go to the gym, the vending machine would definitely be my favourite!
It takes real skill to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing. I have that skill.
– Unknown
Yes, I am gifted that way!
I choke on air quite often. My only excuse is that I have asthma, but I honestly don’t think that is the cause!
I fell upstairs as a school kid. It was an odd experience suddenly to come face to face with the steps. The only injuries sustained were footprints from all the girls behind me, who just carried on walking! Still, it was much better than falling downstairs, which I’ve done a few times.
And it was only the other day that I tripped over nothing. I was walking round the pool and my feet went wrong of their own accord. I managed to right myself before face-planting and fortunately I didn’t fall in the pool – which I have done in the past!!
So, how was your day?
Things I have in common with the Victoria’s Secret models.
1. Being hungry.
– Unknown
Yep, that’s about it. But I am always hungry!
I’ve not lost my mind. Half of it just wandered off and the other half went looking for it.
– Unknown
Dum de dum de dum!
One way to find out if you are old is to fall down in front of a lot of people. If they laugh you’re still young. If they panic and start running to you, you’re old.
– Unknown
I’m sure this would be a good indicator of your age!
However, I’m the one laughing every time I trip over nothing or bump into fixtures like a shop pillar – and then apologise to it!
At least I’m young at heart!
Maybe she’s crazy, maybe she just needs carbs. YOU DON’T KNOW!
– Unknown
haha I think everyone gets a little crazy when their sugar levels drop. I know I do.
Then again, with a woman you will just never know!
Some days I amaze myself. Other days I look for my phone while I’m talking on it.
– Unknown
Please tell me I am not alone!
My favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.
– Unknown
Oh yeah!
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